Mood: feed me melons!
Listening to: psapp - cosy in the rocket
Reading: Venetia!

and i am officially back from my holiday and totally exhausted!

well, where on earth do i start! i just spent a week out in the middle of no where, cooking my dinner over a little fire, made from the hair i pulled from my own head, and eating the bugs that happened to fly close enough. No it really wasn't that bad, actually we did sleep inside...and with electricty, and while i did eat a couple of bugs, none were on purpose. So how to begin my tale of such an expedition as simply thrilling as mine, and if u didn’t pick up my sarcasm there…u really should be stood up against a wall and shot.

We arrived in Kyneton Bushland time share resort some hour last Friday and discovered that we had the apartment across from the lake and swimming pool, so that was a score in my book...particularily due to the “wildlife” that lounged about the pool. It wasn’t long till we met our first “Local” (a name branded to every strange country person that happened to walk by, or in general, every damn person that walked by, poor souls.) a gynormous fricken spider that sat above the front door. Of course we hit it off immediately and instantly became lovers…unfortunately for him…I killed him, which makes for a very sad romance.

Our holiday started off hell boring, and I spent some of sat bouncing a ball against a wall, but to say I spent my whole holidays doing something that lacking in imagination and creativity, is very much unlike myself. So actually I did enjoy myself, the country boys pounced on me, possibly because I was the only lass they weren’t related to...so I had a very funny time.

And can I just add, whilst I ruffle my proud feathers, that Kyneton was established by my ancestors and possesses the Armstrong emblem on all the old buildings. So there u go. I was able to make a jolly acquaintance with my dead fore fathers as my dad insisted on dragging us around the old cemetery, not that being lugged around the dead centre of town was a bore…

All in all, I did actually enjoy our ‘interesting’ holiday, with all the usual kicks of being an Armstrong, included. Much to tell u all when I next see u, but for now, argh im still trying to learn those songs for presentation night!

With much love and creativity